Your underwear and auto preferences may be more similar than you think. On the one hand we’ve got something that most folks would consider pretty intimate, usually used on a daily basis for important reasons, and seen by the public either quite frequently or very seldom, depending on the user. Some people even break out flashy versions for those really special occasions. And then of course there’s the underwear you wear. Form, fit, and function- our cars and underwear have been forever linked together thanks to crack CarWoo! research performed by a handpicked team consisting of myself. And the results are quite telling.
Here’s what we found.
If You Prefer Briefs
You are more likely to drive a pickup truck, something like the F-150 or Ram series. You could care less about style; you just want something that gets the job done and is reliable when it counts. Brief wearers catch a lot of flak, but there’s no denying the tried and true nature of the choice you have made.
If You Prefer Boxers
You are more likely to drive something flashy yet relatively inexpensive that allows for more freedom, along the lines of the Subaru BRZ/Scion FR-S. You don’t mind being seen in something outspoken, and wonder why everyone doesn’t engage in your taste. Studies also show that you love to modify project cars, and you either own or wish to own some type of street bike.
If You Prefer Boxer Briefs
You appreciate style, and love the dual functionality of something like the 2013 Ford Escape or Audi A4. You are also more likely to splurge on slightly more expensive cars like the Porsche Cayman or BMW 335i, because you care desperately of what others think of your panache.
If You Prefer Thongs
Assuming you are woman, you tend to lean toward deceptively simple vehicles that cater to cleaner lines, specifically nameplates like the Hyundai Elantra Coupe and Ford Focus ST. These vehicles may not stick out in a crowd, but feature many surprises beyond the hood. Once someone gets a glimpse of what these popular makes are all about, all attention belongs to you and your ride.
Research also shows that you have owned at least one Volkswagen Jetta in your lifetime.
If you are a man who wears thongs, all bets are off.
If You Prefer Full Cut Briefs, aka ‘Granny Panties’
An unflashy yet dependable ride awaits you. Women in this category will love the durability of something like the Subaru Outback. It may not be the prettiest choice out there, but you prefer something that works well when conditions aren’t optimal, like getting stuck in snow.
If You Prefer to Go Commando
It’s all about convertibles. A strong gust of wind never felt so exhilarating, and you love to show off what you’ve got at any given opportunity. Good for you. Proper choices for you to peruse include, well, anything without a top to match your nonexistent bottom.
There’s no need to be ashamed of the place you buy your vehicle at, so long as it’s CarWoo!