It’s Friday – the perfect day for the release of fourteen fortified CarWoo! facts. If you don’t believe us, you’re welcome to have a conversation with the employee featured below.

• When CarWoo! employees fly to conferences, we give pat downs to TSA agents.
• Our keyboards have just two keys: 1 and 0.
• We test our code before checking in…to help find errors in the Ruby core.
• Internet Explorer uninstalls itself when you visit CarWoo.com.
• We backup our servers to our own long term memory…nightly.
• Julian Assange keeps CarWoo! intellectual property under lock and key, but is too afraid to publish it.
• IRS agents ask us to audit their tax returns.
• The Red Cross filters donated blood through our circulatory system before giving it to patients.
• We visit ghosts on Christmas Eve to help them see the error of their ways.
• OnStar pushes the CarWoo! button when they need help.
• The Dalai Lama emails CarWoo! support when he needs spiritual advice.
• We don’t worry about gas mileage…our cars run on unicorn tears.
• “Gone In 60 Seconds” was called “Gone In About An Hour” before they started using CarWoo! on set.
• We bet Superman that if he didn’t get a better deal on CarWoo!, he’d have to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.